Hair product and Halloween Candy

I bought 3 hair products from Cub. Yes I know Cub. It was midnight and I was desperate to make my new 'do look less like a "big, black (ugly) spider," as my 5 year old cousin told me on the way home. I also bought some Halloween candy.

The Squirrel Wrangler

P.S. The Evil Cow-squirrel thinks I am a fat, blonde, male. I will not be Dudley. Vote me as Hedgewig, if anything. I mean bats fly and so do owls.